A Salt and Battery

This morning I was crossing the street (in the crosswalk - with the light!) when a salt truck about 10 feet away from me turned on it's jet-powered salt sprayer and pelted me with rock salt, ruining my clothes. It was a super awesome way to start the day! That was a first for me. I've been splashed by cars driving into puddles, but never have I been a-SALT-ed. Wacka, wacka, wacka! Kill me.