I'm glad I got that rabies shot.

I had the pleasure of sitting next to one of New York's finest on the train this morning...one of New York's finest crazy women that is. To make a long story short, crazy was talking to her sister and just started barking - yes barking, like a dog. Since I couldn't even understand what they were talking about in their incredibly loud, profanity-laced conversation, I couldn't figure out why she started barking. But, I didn't have to because then she tells the frightened girl sitting between her and her sister that she is bipolar and forgot to take her medicine this morning. Awesome. I'm no doctor, but I think she has a bad case of smokeacrakepipeitis.