Monday, November 22, 2010
Would you like to pet my turtle?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a video of an all too common occurance on the subway. Some dude whipped out his junk in front of a woman in the middle of crowded train and a passenger video taped the incident. There's no weiner in the video though, just his victim screaming at him. I think the great part about this is the guy she's yelling at looks totally shocked like, "My dick has a mind of it's own. I had no idea it got loose from it's cage!" By her reaction, I think it's safe to say this woman is a true New Yorker. She tells this guy she's going to personally escort him to the police this station. Love it!!! All I can say is this guy is lucky this wasn't me because I would have drop kicked his balls a good foot into his abdoman. My grandpa Harry, may he rest in peace, gave me this advice when I was 8-years-old: "Andy, if a man every tries to grab you or hurt you, you kick him in the balls and run." Thanks grandpa! I will! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlObKYwUyI&feature=player_embedded