Monday, November 22, 2010

Would you like to pet my turtle?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a video of an all too common occurance on the subway. Some dude whipped out his junk in front of a woman in the middle of crowded train and a passenger video taped the incident. There's no weiner in the video though, just his victim screaming at him. I think the great part about this is the guy she's yelling at looks totally shocked like, "My dick has a mind of it's own. I had no idea it got loose from it's cage!" By her reaction, I think it's safe to say this woman is a true New Yorker. She tells this guy she's going to personally escort him to the police this station. Love it!!! All I can say is this guy is lucky this wasn't me because I would have drop kicked his balls a good foot into his abdoman. My grandpa Harry, may he rest in peace, gave me this advice when I was 8-years-old: "Andy, if a man every tries to grab you or hurt you, you kick him in the balls and run." Thanks grandpa! I will!

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Learn the alphabet by riding the subway

Late night travel on the subway is just ridiculous with all the cuts by the MTA. I went into the M/R station at 36th St in Queens, where an E train pulled up and let me out on the F track in Manhattan. Hurumph!