Monday, December 7, 2009
The Winter of My Discontent
During winter in New York, every indoor space is either jungle hot or Arctic cold. What I wouldn't do to live in a home with central air! Then, I could actually control the temperature of my own home. Then, I wouldn't have to seal up my window in plastic because if I took the air conditioner out of it, there would be no place to put it. Then, I wouldn't have to deal with a radiator that bangs louder than the cast of STOMP. And, I wouldn't have to run a humidifier all the time because without it I wake up with a soar throat and bloody nose. Sometimes I feel like Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors. All I want is a house with some grass where I can sit and eat TV dinners with my nuclear family.